Why I Hate Hello Kitty

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty loves all things pink
You get twisted and turned in the marketing and she doesn’t give you time to think.

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty sucks you in
If you are lured into her fashion back hole, in the adult world you will never win

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty makes you believe you can be forever ten
But forty year old women wearing Hello Kitty tee’s better think again

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty makes you believe you can wear a Hello Kitty wedding gown
When the reality is, a grown woman coming down the isle in this disaster looks like a clown

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty found out that little Japanese girls, British they would like to be
So Hello Kitty was born to take little girls to a fantasy land and take their parents money, don’t you see

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty would have never made it to the spot light
If it weren’t for big American stars wearing Hello Kitty fashions way too tight.

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty sells the idea that it’s a good idea for a grown woman to wear Hello Kitty underwear
And the thought of my Doctor, the person who is making my health decisions, having this ridiculous notion makes me want to pull out my hair.

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty has people buying designer jewelry priced at thousands of dollars, wasting money like this makes me want to cry
When there are millions of starving children who desperately need the essentials or they will surely die.

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty markets everything under the sun
And women way past the age of wearing it, until they get negative reactions, think it’s all great fun

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty herself is thirty some years old
And if you’re not a little girl, wearing the fashions is a bad idea, to you is never told

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty does guest appearances on other character’s shows
She becomes a role model to our youth and the lessons Hello Kitty is teaching our children, no one knows

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty Never gives you an idea that it might be time to be grown
And that it’s ok when you’re forty to wear the ‘cute’ Hello Kitty fashions that have been sewn

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty represents all things ‘cute’
If you’re grown and not being taken seriously, Hello Kitty fashions may be at the root

I hate hello Kitty because Hello kitty, along with her whimsical friends, has out games that are also ‘cute’
Can someone please come out with one where at Hello Kitty you can shoot

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty is used to teach or children manners that are right
This would be a job for mom if she weren’t battling the forever young syndrome fight

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty dolls have no mouth on their face
Is this a lesson to our youth to not express emotions and keep them in their place

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty, on the cartoon show the Simpson’s, had a guest spot
As the Simpson’s where passing the Hello Kitty factory a sound came out that you’ll believe not

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty in the Simpson’s episode, the dolls are made from real cats as the yowling from within would make it seem
As your youngster is plopped in front of the tv learning lessons and such, anxiously awaiting the Hello Kitty pal, wouldn’t this just make her eyes gleam.

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty takes you into fantasy land
And there you’ll slip away into the Hello Kitty marketing quick sand

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty markets to, sucks in and takes over our youth
But it times to escape the Hello Kitty black hole when you’re old enough to have a false tooth

I hate Hello Kitty because Hello Kitty puts a never ageing fantasy into a grown woman’s head
Ladies, if you’re no longer a pre-adolescent, give away the jewelry and tee’s, it’s time to put Hello Kitty to bed

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